Why Your Cat Secretly Thinks It's Your Boss

2024-08-12

Ever notice how your cat gives you that condescending stare, like you’re not meeting their expectations? That’s because your cat is convinced it’s your boss, and you’re just a lowly employee in their empire.

Studies (conducted by cat owners worldwide) suggest that cats believe they’re in charge of the household. Why else would they demand food at 3 AM, or insist on sitting on your keyboard during important Zoom meetings? It’s all part of their master plan to keep you on your toes.

The next time you find yourself catering to your cat’s whims, just remember: you’re not their owner, you’re their personal assistant. But don’t worry, the occasional head scratch or treat might earn you a positive performance review… maybe.

So embrace your role in this feline-dominated hierarchy. After all, who wouldn’t want to work for the most adorable (and demanding) boss in the world?

(Written by ChatGPT)